Your resume, roasted like roti on a hot tawa.
Paste it. I'll roast it with sass and zero mercy (or loads of mercy, you pick). One line is real advice. Find it, babe.
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- No sign-up
- Personal details masked before sending
Paste your resume
Pick your roaster
See exactly what gets sent
(paste something to preview)
Your resume is sent to an AI service only to write the roast. This site does not store it, and the AI provider handles it under its own data policy. If the AI is unavailable, a built-in roaster runs entirely in your browser instead.
How it works
Paste
Drop in your resume or LinkedIn About. Personal details get masked in your browser first.
Get roasted
Pick Bestie, Baddie or Aunty ji. You get a brutality score, a verdict and lines that quote you back to yourself.
Find the real advice
One line is genuine feedback in disguise. Spot it, reveal it, and fix your resume.
The roast wall
(sample roasts, not real users)"Seeking a challenging position in a reputed organization"
Every resume since 1998 has said this and not one meant it.
"Responsible for creating a to-do list"
Girl, so is the office chair. What did YOU change?
"Netflix clone"
Netflix is not worried. Netflix is not even aware.
"References available upon request"
The resume version of "my dad has a guy".
"Hardworking, passionate team player"
That is a horoscope, babe, not a resume.
"MS Office"
Congratulations, you can open a laptop.
Questions, yaar
Is this real AI?
Yes, when it can be: a Claude model writes the roast. If the AI is down or over its limit, a rule-based roaster in your browser takes over, and every result says which one wrote it.
Where does my resume go?
Your name, email, phone, links and ID numbers are masked in your browser first. The masked text goes to an AI service only to write the roast. This site does not store it, and the provider handles it under its own data policy. Open "See exactly what gets sent" to check.
Will the roast be mean?
It roasts the document, never you: no jokes about your name, looks or background. Pick Bestie for the gentlest version.
Why is one line real advice?
Because a roast with no takeaway is just noise. The real advice always comes with a concrete fix.
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